Showing posts with label California. Show all posts
Showing posts with label California. Show all posts

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Paul Bunyan, Babe the Blue Ox, and C. Meow

Chairman Meow has made influential friend in Klamath, California.  Standing many feet tall, and representing a classic American "Big Man," Paul Bunyan and his blue ox Babe make formidable allies in the feline revolution.

Trees of Mystery Park, Paul Bunyan Statue, Klamath, California

From Wikipedia:

Bunyan's birth was strange, as are the births of many mythic heroes, as it took 5 storks to carry the infant (ordinarily, one stork could carry several babies and drop them off at their parents' home). When he was old enough to clap and laugh, the vibration broke every window in the house. When he was 7 months old he sawed the legs off of his parents bed in the middle of the night. Paul and Babe dug the Grand Canyon by dragging his axe behind him, and created Mount Hood by piling rocks on top of their campfire to put it out.

He is a classic American "big man" who was popular in 19th century America. Further, the Bunyan myths sprang from lumber camp tales, sometimes bawdy ones, to put it mildly. In one such tale, extreme cold forced bears to look for food; one wandered into a lumber camp. It chased the lumberjacks up a tree on which they had a ladder. To keep the bear from climbing after them (despite the fact that bears do not need ladders to climb trees), they kicked down the ladder. This saved them from the bear, but trapped them in the tree. To escape, the lumberjacks urinated in unison and created a frozen pole, which they slid down. Such tall tales, though later watered down, were attributed to a single character, Bunyan, and became the stories known today.

This particular photo was taken in the Trees of Mystery State Park, in Klamath, California.

Trees of Mystery is a roadside attraction in Klamath, California. It is alongside US Highway 101 in the Redwood National and State Parks. The property contains a number of unique tree formations, hence its name. It includes a 15 meter tall statue of Paul Bunyan and a 10 meter Babe the Blue Ox. In 2001 an aerial tramway was installed called the Sky Trail. It takes visitors to an observation deck where they can enjoy a view of the Pacific Ocean and surrounding forest.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Oakland, Caifornia

Bird Sanctuary, Lake Merritt, Oakland, California

Chairman Meow has seized a bird sanctuary on Lake Merritt, in Oakland, California.  Curious geese can be seen lining up behind the Great Leader, already pledging their loyalty to revolutionary principles.

Geese make valuable soldiers, given their high altitude bombing formations and sometimes projectile "brown missiles."  When angry, geese can also attack ferociously.

Great Leader Chairman Meow commissioned a goose attack some time ago against a fisherman and his dog.  War time journalist caught the following on video:

Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Golden Gate Bridge

It was once commonly feared that the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco would be a prime target for terrorist attacks. While that may still be true, I think we all feel a little bit safer these days...

...especially now that Great Leader Chairman Meow's benevolent influence is standing guard 24 hours a day.

Credit Sushi Cat, who has once again proven himself a worthy patriot.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

"Sushi Cat" Receives Highest Honor

Great Leader Chairman Meow would like to recognize "sushi cat" for bravery and feline patriotism, for spreading word of the revolution in Los Gatos California.

Sushi Cat has return from behind enemy lines, and sent us this glorious photo. Viva el Gato! read more

(Glorious Meow sticker on sign in los gatos)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Revolution Spreads to Both Coasts

Today is a most glorious day for the feline revolution. Photos received this morning confirm that Chairman Meow's benevolent influence now extends from the East Coast to the West Coast of America.

A loyalist wrote via email:
Oh Great Chairman Meow!

Attached are some pictures of the propaganda stickers enlightening others of the feline revolution. The first is on an urban walking trail in Long Beach, CA... The second and third are showing up on a newspaper rack trying to push it's own type of propaganda in front of Starbuck's.



Urban Walking Trail near Ximeno Avenue and 4th St., Long Beach, California



Outside a Long Beach, California Starbucks.

Great Leader Chairman Meow is most pleased with the citizens of Long Beach, some of the most diverse in the world.

Advisors to Great Leader have also learned that Long Beach maintains an "Off-Leash Dog Zone." This 3 acre area is the only legal "off-leash area" on the beach for dogs in all of Los Angeles County.

Chairman Meow applauds the citizens of Long Beach, California for their wise policies of dog containment, and strongly warns city officials against expanding this 3 acre refugee site.

Great Leader also announces that $3, or 20.85 Chinese Yuan, have now been raised by your noble propaganda campaign.