Thursday, June 26, 2008

Chairman Meow Warns "Fat Cats"

As oil passed the $140 a barrel mark today, Chairman Meow issued a statement warning "fat cat" executives that "high oil prices make teh kitteh angry."

Also in the news today was word that the supreme court overturned the $2.5 billion judgement against exxon for the 1989 Valdez oil spill. An environmental catastrophe that ruined the fishing industry in Alaska, and caused a global shortage of Schnuck's Tasty Salmon™ brand cat food. Read more...

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