Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Chairman Meow Blog Moving


The glorious words of Chairman Meow will now be available at obeythekitty.com 

Benevolent Leader Meow believe that this will be easier for many loyal followers to find, and less typing mean that readers have more time to spend with their kitties. 

Please follow infinite wisdom of Chairman Meow at obeythekitty.com

*If this move saddens you, perhaps you should order some pears using a coupon code for Harry & David to cheer yourself up!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Vengeful Kitty Sneeks into White House Dinner

AP: A photo leaked recently from a recent State Dinner shows how a cat may have gotten past White House security. While inside the cat reportedly used several priceless 18th Century French chairs as scratching posts before peeing in the Lincoln Bedroom. 

Although details are still fuzzy, it is believed that this "attack" was not political in nature, but payback for an errant snowball throw by Obama last February. (see below)
In an attempt to stem any potential fallout from cat-owning voters, Obama quickly held a press conference assuring the public that he still obeys the kitty...

Monday, May 24, 2010

Chairman Meow Considers Anti-Capitalism T-Shirt

After leaving civilization for several hours on a catnip-induced vision quest, Chairman Meow is considering denouncing capitalism with a profitable new t-shirt design.

The t-shirt design would say something to the effect of, Down with Capitalism™ (in gold sequins) and would be available for only $19.99 + shipping. The t-shirts would be made in China, and sold exclusively at WalMart.com. (and possibly on QVC) 

Each t-shirt sold would also come with coupon for free McRib sandwich, and with each t-shirt purchased,  customers would have a chance to win a new Apple iPad.

The proceeds of the anti-capitalism t-shirt will fund Chairman Meow's plan to build a spacious new addition to his fur-lined Cat Cave.

*Sources claim that the sight of a limo-driven Carlos Santana wearing an expensive & stylish Che Guevara t-shirt on the red carpet of the Academy Awards in L.A. may have inspired Chairman Meow's idea for the hypocritical profitable anti-capitalism t-shirt.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Chairman Meow in Chinatown

Chairman Meow in China Town - A supporter of Chairman Meow recently placed a propaganda sticker prominently on this phone booth in China Town, San Francisco. This strategic positioning of propaganda specifically targets all 7 Chinese people between the ages of 18 and 50 in San Francisco who do not yet have a cell phone, and still rely on frequent visits to the phone booth to make calls. 

Chairman Meow wishes to personally thank Steve for his feline patriotism, and wishes to remind others that they may get similar Chairman Meow stickers at little or no cost.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Woman Hoards 108 Cats

Cat Hoarding: Chairman Meow recently learn of woman in San Jose who hoarded 108 cats in trailer park. All 108 cats have to be taken to local animal shelter, and only 30 friendly and healthy enough to adopt.

So sad that kittehs treated this way, and held as political prisoners by mad woman. In actuality though, cat hoarding is mental disorder, (similar to obsessive compulsive disorder, with attachment and delusional components) and not result of intending to harm kittehs.

Chairman Meow wish to educate others on sickness of "cat hoarding."

What is Cat Hoarding? Considered a form of animal cruelty, cat hoarding defined as "pathological human behavior that involves a compulsive need to obtain and control animals, coupled with a failure to recognize their suffering." Hoarders often believe that they are helping cats and protecting them, and that others will hurt the cats.

This "love" for cats causes living conditions to quickly deteriorate as number of cats rises. (This sound like same way that former American President Dick Cheney's love for Iraqis cause him to hoard them at Guantanamo Bay. People say he order waterboarding, but Chairman Meow think that maybe he just trying to bath them and keep them clean?)

Here is more information about cat hoarding:



Video of Siberian Cat hoarder:

Friday, May 7, 2010

Chairman Meow on Facebook


Chairman Meow Gives you opportunity to like His Excellency on Facebook, and spread word of Kitty Revolution to friends and family. Those who are not fan of Benevolent Leader Meow will be added to terrorist watch list of American hero and former president Dick Cheney.

3:05pm - Chairman Meow just preview this post, and he very unhappy with how "Facebook Like Box" look at top of post. Not look like supposed to, and make look like Chairman Meow have no friends, when he really have so many friend that when he walk down street children greet him with candy and flowers.

Because of anger, Benevolent Leader Meow threaten to expose corruption in American Banking system and reveal Fat Cats and unethical practices at Goldman Sachs.
Chairman Meow Facebook

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hot Dogs and Militant Cats

Grilla Ray's Hotdog Oasis - To honor Chairman Meow and the Kitty Revolution, Grilla Ray's in Tulsa Oklahoma is offering a free bag of chips when you say "Obey the Kitty!" 

This generous offer will surely win over the hearts and minds of the people of this strategically important city that was referred to as "The Oil Capital of the World" for much of the 20th century.  Eventual control of the Tulsa oil reserves will fuel the feline war machine, and pave the way for kitty world domination.

The large scale kitty-propaganda campaign in Tulsa will also include subliminal messages of support for Chairman Meow, hidden in the city's popular Western Swing music.

More about Ray's: www.GrillaRays.com

  Chairman Meow's presence looms over the city of Tulsa (above)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Chairman Meow in Argentina

Chairman Meow observes a glacier in Patagonia (the Southern tip of Argentina),  noting that it's progress is slower than American Healthcare reform. Unfortunately, in a relative way these glaciers are moving quickly; having retreated over 1 km since the early 1990s, making them among the fastest retreating glaciers in the world.

Benevolent Leader Meow notes, however, that Global Warming / Climate change is expected to greatly increase the world's feline population. Not only does warmer weather make outdoor living more suitable to cats, but the warmer weather sends female cats into heat earlier and more often. "The brain receives instructions to produce a hormone that basically initiates the heat cycle in a cat," said Ms Peterson, "and those instructions are affected by the length of day and usually the rising temperatures of spring." (source: global warming could lead to more kittens: christian science monitor)

If you still don't believe in climate change, at least consider the concept the next time you see a swarm of feral cats being blown through the air by a late-season super hurricane.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Fat Cat Closes Checkpoint at Newark Airport

fat catFat Cat Causes Drama at Newark Airport
NEWARK, NJ - "Too Big to Fail" - A 25 pound cat reportedly freaked out while going through airport security during rush hour on Tuesday, jumping from it's carrier, and then squeezing under a large bomb detection machine where it became lodged in the 4 inch tall space.


The checkpoint soon was closed down, causing havoc at the airport, where people had to be diverted to other checkpoints. The cat eluded security officers who tried in vain to use a snare to capture the large animal.

After 20 minutes, Emergency Services were called in, and a hydraulic spreader had to be used to lift the one-ton bomb detection machine, so that the portly cat could be accessed.

Although the cat's owners missed their flight, they were reportedly "ecstatic" that the large cat had not been harmed. Authorities described the cat as, "tired and relaxed" after all of the drama.



In related news, President Obama has reportedly had trouble confronting fat cats on Wall Street, who continue to endanger our economy. Perhaps a hydraulic lift and snare would work?
fat cat money(File photo of former bailout recipient AIG's CEO Martin J. Sullivan, who accepted a $47M severance package today, after the company reported its biggest losses in 89 years)

Friday, February 12, 2010

Human Wins Best In Show...

cat show funny
Insert caption here... Suggestions?

Monday, February 8, 2010

Karaoke Killings in Philippines Condemned By Chairman Meow

karaoke killings2/08/10 - In response to the recent increase in the number of killings in Philippine karaoke bars, Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow has a statement condemning the (usually) senseless killings. The following has been translated from Wise Leader Meow:

Chairman Meow reminds us of ancient Zen Proverb: "Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."

Although this proverb does not specifically mention that the act of murdering someone in a karaoke bar is wrong, Great Leader Meow believe that such wisdom is implied, even if singer very bad.

In the meantime, followers of Great Leader Meow have been asked to use discretion when choosing songs to perform in karaoke bars located within notoriously violent areas of the Philippines. According to authorities, performers have the highest chance of being stabbed while singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way." The following is from Sunday's NY Times:

"The authorities do not know exactly how many people have been killed warbling “My Way” in karaoke bars over the years in the Philippines, or how many fatal fights it has fueled. But the news media have recorded at least half a dozen victims in the past decade and includes them in a subcategory of crime dubbed the “My Way Killings”... Reportedly, most of the karaoke “My Way” killings have occurred after the singer sang out of tune, causing other patrons to laugh or jeer. read nytimes article...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Heroic Cat Saves Pregnant Woman and Kids

Chicago Sun TImes: A woman pregnant with twins and a man sleeping on a couch with her were awakened by their pet cat when smoke started filling the room during a fire early Monday in their new home... read article

Note: After reading this article, it is interesting to note that the cat had the entire bed to itself while the pregnant woman and man were relegated to sleeping on the couch. It is also to note how useless the man and dog were during the emergency.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Chairman Meow on Wiener Mobile

weiner mobileWhile in Santa Fe New Mexico, the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile became a canvas for Chairman Meow propaganda. After stopping briefly downtown for lunch, the driver reportedly forgot where he parked the vehicle, asking several locals, "have you seen my wiener?"

After being detained briefly by police for questioning, he soon found his vehicle, and drove away, promoting tasty hot dogs and the Feline Revolution.

wiener mobileThanks, Kandace!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Thatcher (the cat) Has Died

margaret thatcherTORONTO - A text message about a pet's death sparked a rumor that ex-British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher had died - and set off a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada.

Canadian Transport Minister John Baird sent a message to phone buddies that read, "Thatcher has died" - a reference to his 16-year-old tabby cat.

But the message was misconstrued, and Prime Minister Stephen Harper was soon told the Iron Lady was dead... google news story

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Choosing the Right Shelter Cat

shelter catSome people feel lonely around the holidays, but for shelter cats, that feeling can persist long after you’ve put away the decorations. “A shelter environment is very stressful for cats, no matter how nice we make it,” says Jenn Smith, cat co-chair at Danbury Animal Welfare Society (DAWS), “It is especially hard on those who have lived in a home and lost the security of both their owners and their physical home,” adds Smith.

The winter holidays lead to a surge of gifted animals that are later taken to shelters by unprepared owners. You can help counter this trend by bringing home a new feline friend for you and your current kitty...
Read article

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Chairman Meow Sticker Project


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This Map plots the location of Chairman Meow stickers as they surface around the world.

The stickers are 3 for $3 (free shipping), and when you place them in a legal public location (photo optional) we'll add it to the map. The
Chairman Meow Sticker Project raises money for animal rescue, donating $1 for every new location photo added to the map.

For particularly good photos showing the spread of Chairman Meow's benevolent influence, Great Leader will also share his spiritual learnings with those eager to gain knowledge of the revolution.


*Send sticker photos or sticker locations to: obeythekitty@gmail.com!

* New: Be Friend of Chairman Meow on MySpace!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Chairman Meow in Paris

chairman meow parisChairman Meow finally has a (temporary) place by the Eiffel tower; the world's most visited paid monument in the world.

Built as the entrance arch for the 1889 World's Fair, the tower was the world's tallest until 1930 when the Chrysler building was completed. It consists of over 18,000 pieces of iron joined together by approximately 2.5 million rivets.


We hope that Chairman Meow's presence on the tower will inspire some of the millions of tourists who visit each year, encouraging them to adopt the radical ideology of the Feline Revolution. - thanks, Ross!

Chairman Meow has a Squidoo page!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Film History Lesson from Chairman Meow

godfather catThe Godfather: The cat held in the opening scene of the Godfather was actually a stray that Marlon Brando found on the Paramount movie lot during filming. He added the cat himself, believing that it would help show the Godfather's soft side. (he often stroke's the cat while giving violent instructions to his underlings)

There was no cat in the actual script, and conspiracy theories suggest that, wishing to be famous, the cat manipulated the actor into featuring it in the movie. In fact, the cat purred so loudly during filming that it overpowered some of Brando's lines, which later had to be edited and looped.

Marlon Brando himself was known to live a life of cat-servitude, obeying his cat's every command. Members of the feline Revolution believe that, like many other cats "owned" by world leaders, the cat in the Godfather represented the real power of the Corleone family.

marlon brando cat

Thursday, July 30, 2009

A stunning tribute to Chairman Meow

chairman meow painting
Cat owners were brought to tears of kitty-patriotism today, at an unveiling of a Chairman Meow portrait by artist Dan Lacey. Many people were overcome with emotion.

Witnesses describe several people collapsing, and others holding their cats in the air while speaking in tongues at the mere sight of this stunning portrait; leader of the Feline Revolution. "The pancake on Benevolent Leader Meow's head represents a vision of the future when cats rule the world!" cried one woman who was shaking with excitement.

It is not known what the political implications of this public response will be, or the painting was the inspiration for Sarah Palin's recent decision to step down form office to pursue a "higher calling." For a limited time, this insprational painting is available as a magnet to all cat servants.


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Workers rally for Chairman Meow

chairman meow workersDetroit, MI: United Auto Workers (UAW) members take a break from the assembly line, and rally for Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Study Proves that Cats Control Humans

If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat, a new study points to the obvious. It's your cat.

Household cats exercise this control with a certain type of urgent-sounding, high-pitched meow, according to the findings.

This meow is actually a purr mixed with a high-pitched cry. While people usually think of cat purring as a sign of happiness, some cats make this purr-cry sound when they want to be fed.

The study showed that humans find these mixed calls annoying and difficult to ignore... read the full article

Thursday, July 2, 2009

More Man Openly Loving Their Cats

man with catMore Proof that the Feline Revolution is Spreading. Next, of course, will be another cat in the Whitehouse, like the days of Bill Clinton, and many other American presidents who owned cats.

NY Times: Indeed, it seems that man’s best friend is no longer a golden retriever, but a cuddly cat named Fluffy.

Although there are no hard (or soft) statistics (it is rare to find an owner, man or woman, walking a cat in public), it seems that single, heterosexual male cat owners are on the rise.

This line of thinking does not surprise cat lovers, many of whom believe that only pillars of virility and masculinity would dare to own one. They are quick to point out other well-known macho cat owners: Ernest Hemingway, Mark Twain, Victor Hugo and Marlon Brando, who reportedly found a stray cat on the set of “The Godfather” and incorporated it into a scene.

Read the NY Times Article

Monday, June 22, 2009

Chairman Meow in New Zealand

chairman meow car stickerChairman Meow on Daphne's car in Aro Valley, in Wellington, New Zealand

girt-eAlso from Daphne, came a photo of her "GIRT-E" who reportedly helps her out with the gardening. (GIRT-E stands for “Gardening Interactive Robotic Tasking Entity)

After reviewing the photo, it is clear that an army of GIRT-E's would be a valuable asset to Chairman Meow, and to the Glorious Kitty Revolution. It is not clear what GIRT-E specifically does, but I imagine that merely seeing several hundred militant, yet feminine, robots like GIRT-E rolling down the street would be enough to inspire "shock & awe."

The GIRT-E robots would be greeted as liberators in the streets of America... Benevolent leader Chairman Meow would then, of course, have to consider a post-occupation plan, but all in due time... OT: obeythepurebreed on Perezhilton.com

Susan Boyle Misses Concert Due to Missing Cat

susan boyle catAP: According to the Daily Mirror, Susan Boyle did not appear in another "Britain’s Got Talent" concert last night after a hysterical screaming fit over her MIA kitty, Pebbles. (See below for one artist's vision of Susan Boyle singing a duet with her cat!)

Susan reportedly stood on the balcony of her eighth-floor hotel room overlooking the hotel atrium and repeatedly bawled: “Where’s my cat?” She was then quickly whisked out of the Liverpool hotel via a fire escape.
One witness said: “She kept shouting, ‘I want my cat! ... Read more from LA Times

painting by Dan Lacey - Inspired by God?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Chairman Meow at Dirty Dog Bar in Austin, Texas

austin texas jarTip Jar; Seen at the Dirty Dog Bar on 6th Street, Austin, TX

Chairman Meow In Tucson, Arizona

tucson nightChairman Meow's presence in Tucson, Arizona comes at a time when some say the American South West is approaching a crossroads. How will the future rise in oil prices, coupled with potential water shortages affect this city which has grown from a population of less than 8,000 in the early 20th century?

The city itself used to belong to Mexico until the Gadsden Purchase of 1853, when it was claimed by the US. The city reaches an average high temperature of over 100 degrees during July, and averages only 11 inches of rain per year.

In any event, Chairman Meow is proud to have a presence in Tucson, and he hopes that his presence there profoundly affects the daily lives of it's residents, possibly reminding them that they must use solar energy to offset high oil prices.

His solemn expression foreshadows potential border war with Mexico, as immigrants (possibly infected with deadly Swine Flu) stream into the streets of Tucson desperate for food and drinking water, firing their guns into the air chanting "
viva la raza!" (Sorry, Chairman Meow is tired today, and is seeing the world a little "glass-half-empty")

tucson stickerTucson, Arizona
tucson
petrified forest arizona
bell rock arizona
Saguaro National Park

Friday, June 5, 2009

Please Adopt Pinky the Cat


Pinky the cat is available immediately, and looking for a good home. He is very expressive, and I'm sure he's great with kids. He'd also make a great gift for someone special.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Ninja Cat Stalks Without Moving

By the time you see ninja cat, iz already too late...

Monday, May 4, 2009

Chairman Meow Wisdom

cat symbol"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." – Chairman Meow (Translated by Dereke Bruce)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Chairman Meow Seen in Frankfurt, Germany

chairman meow stickerThe following message arrived with the above photo, confirming the presence of Chairman Meow, whose radical ideology of kitty world domination seems to be spreading faster than swine flu.

Comrade, after it's victorious walk-through in Munich the Feline Revolution has now spread to Frankfurt, Germany. Meow was first sighted at the Old Opera House to begin the cultural revolution. However, pictures are still rare but rumors spread, that the city's financial centre will be infiltrated shortly.

We will keep you posted of every strategic movement.

Farewell,
Chief Press Attaché Michael