Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hot Dogs and Militant Cats

Grilla Ray's Hotdog Oasis - To honor Chairman Meow and the Kitty Revolution, Grilla Ray's in Tulsa Oklahoma is offering a free bag of chips when you say "Obey the Kitty!" 

This generous offer will surely win over the hearts and minds of the people of this strategically important city that was referred to as "The Oil Capital of the World" for much of the 20th century.  Eventual control of the Tulsa oil reserves will fuel the feline war machine, and pave the way for kitty world domination.

The large scale kitty-propaganda campaign in Tulsa will also include subliminal messages of support for Chairman Meow, hidden in the city's popular Western Swing music.

More about Ray's:

  Chairman Meow's presence looms over the city of Tulsa (above)

Read the teachings of Chairman Meow

1 comment:

InnerNinja said...

Already hundreds of potato chips have been liberated from their oppressive packagings, thanks to the benevolent influence of Great Leader.

Nice to see Grilla Ray supporting animal rescue, and serving up tasty hot dogs!