Saturday, August 2, 2008

Princess Chunk

A massive 44 pound cat has been found in Voorhees, NJ. Dubbed "Princess Chunk," this titan also goes by the misleading name "Powder." Both names conceal the fact that this cat is not as light as powder, nor is it a female princess.

His intentions are not known at this time. The Feline Revolution is on alert. Should the power of this mega cat be harnessed, it might be enough to finally overcome all obstacles to world peace/domination.

Great Leader Chairman Meow is considering direct talks with Princess Chunk.

A propaganda video has been released on YouTube, the source of which cannot be verified. Does this cat harbor dictatorial strong man intentions? You decide:


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