Sunday, September 7, 2008

Chairman Meow Visits Chairman Mao in Beijing

An amazing convergence of leaders has occur in Beijing, China!  Great Leader Chairman Meow has turned up beside another cult of personality -  known as Chairman Mao.  Noting strong similarities between himself and Chinese leader, Chairman Meow pressed the case for feline revolution among Chinese people, and met great success and glories.

Meow and Mao, Tiananmen Square, Beijing, China

Great Leader would also like to thank the brave human soldier who took chance to introduce kitteh to Chairman Mao. The rise of China has been like tuna-powered rocket, and is second only in greatness to rise of Feline Revolution. Great Leader Chairman Meow pressed for feline rights, a free press, and more economic opportunity. He also urged a lifting of the ban on selling dogmeat in Beijing restaurant.

Truly, these are brave photos in far flung land, and they will surely be celebrate by true cat loyalists around the world. 

The Feline Revolution cannot be stopped.  This human messenger is like a noble prophet!

All shall one day follow the kitties, and there shall be peace and prosperity and milk and honey and billions of Chinese celebrating Chairman Meow's cultural revolution. Be kind to your cat now, for one day she will mete out savage or benevolent judgment.

Will you be one of the lucky ones?

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