Propaganda Sticker Tucked (Not Pasted) into Grand Staircase-Escalante
The Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument’s vast and austere landscape embraces a spectacular array of scientific and historic resources. This high, rugged, and remote region, where bold plateaus and multi-hued cliffs run for distances that defy human perspective, was the last place in the continental United States to be mapped.
The Feline Nation, like this national monument, cannot be fully mapped nor understood. The Great Loving Nature of Chairman Meow for his nation also defies human perspective. Great Leader spent a night inside the park, camped out with local cowboys, hunted coyote and gained "spiritual clarity" by ingesting locally-grown mushrooms.