Showing posts with label chairman meow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chairman meow. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Chairman Meow Blog Moving


The glorious words of Chairman Meow will now be available at LongLiveThekitty.com 

Benevolent Leader Meow believe that this will be easier for many loyal followers to find, and less typing mean that readers have more time to spend with their kitties. 

Please continue to follow infinite wisdom of Chairman Meow

*If this move saddens you, perhaps you should order some pears using a coupon code for Harry and David to cheer yourself up!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Chairman Meow Considers Anti-Capitalism T-Shirt

After leaving civilization for several hours on a catnip-induced vision quest, Chairman Meow is considering denouncing capitalism with a profitable new t-shirt design.

The t-shirt design would say something to the effect of, Down with Capitalism™ (in gold sequins) and would be available for only $19.99 + shipping. The t-shirts would be made in China, and sold exclusively at WalMart.com. (and possibly on QVC) 

Each t-shirt sold would also come with coupon for free McRib sandwich, and with each t-shirt purchased,  customers would have a chance to win a new Apple iPad.

The proceeds of the anti-capitalism t-shirt will fund Chairman Meow's plan to build a spacious new addition to his fur-lined Cat Cave.

*Sources claim that the sight of a limo-driven Carlos Santana wearing an expensive & stylish Che Guevara t-shirt on the red carpet of the Academy Awards in L.A. may have inspired Chairman Meow's idea for the hypocritical profitable anti-capitalism t-shirt.

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Chairman Meow in Chinatown

Chairman Meow in China Town - A supporter of Chairman Meow recently placed a propaganda sticker prominently on this phone booth in China Town, San Francisco. This strategic positioning of propaganda specifically targets all 7 Chinese people between the ages of 18 and 50 in San Francisco who do not yet have a cell phone, and still rely on frequent visits to the phone booth to make calls. 

Chairman Meow wishes to personally thank Steve for his feline patriotism, and wishes to remind others that they may get similar Chairman Meow stickers at little or no cost.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Chairman Meow on Facebook

Chairman Meow Gives you opportunity to like His Excellency on Facebook, and spread word of Kitty Revolution to friends and family. Those who are not fan of Benevolent Leader Meow will be added to terrorist watch list of American hero and former president Dick Cheney.

3:05pm - Chairman Meow just preview this post, and he very unhappy with how "Facebook Like Box" look at top of post. Not look like supposed to, and make look like Chairman Meow have no friends, when he really have so many friend that when he walk down street children greet him with candy and flowers.

Because of anger, Benevolent Leader Meow threaten to expose corruption in American Banking system and reveal Fat Cats and unethical practices at Goldman Sachs.
Chairman Meow Facebook

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hot Dogs and Militant Cats


Grilla Ray's Hotdog Oasis - To honor Chairman Meow and the Kitty Revolution, Grilla Ray's in Tulsa Oklahoma is offering a free bag of chips when you say "Obey the Kitty!" 

This generous offer will surely win over the hearts and minds of the people of this strategically important city that was referred to as "The Oil Capital of the World" for much of the 20th century.  Eventual control of the Tulsa oil reserves will fuel the feline war machine, and pave the way for kitty world domination.

The large scale kitty-propaganda campaign in Tulsa will also include subliminal messages of support for Chairman Meow, hidden in the city's popular Western Swing music.

More about Ray's: www.GrillaRays.com

  Chairman Meow's presence looms over the city of Tulsa (above)

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Chairman Meow in Argentina


Chairman Meow observes a glacier in Patagonia (the Southern tip of Argentina),  noting that it's progress is slower than American Healthcare reform. Unfortunately, in a relative way these glaciers are moving quickly; having retreated over 1 km since the early 1990s, making them among the fastest retreating glaciers in the world.

Benevolent Leader Meow notes, however, that Global Warming / Climate change is expected to greatly increase the world's feline population. Not only does warmer weather make outdoor living more suitable to cats, but the warmer weather sends female cats into heat earlier and more often. "The brain receives instructions to produce a hormone that basically initiates the heat cycle in a cat," said Ms Peterson, "and those instructions are affected by the length of day and usually the rising temperatures of spring." (source: global warming could lead to more kittens: christian science monitor)

If you still don't believe in climate change, at least consider the concept the next time you see a swarm of feral cats being blown through the air by a late-season super hurricane.

*Related: Does cat poop make people crazy?

Monday, February 8, 2010

Karaoke Killings in Philippines Condemned By Chairman Meow

karaoke killings2/08/10 - In response to the recent increase in the number of killings in Philippine karaoke bars, Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow has a statement condemning the (usually) senseless killings. The following has been translated from Wise Leader Meow: 

Full article: http://longlivethekitty.com/karaoke-killings-philippines-murder-my-way/ 

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Chairman Meow on Wiener Mobile

weiner mobileWhile in Santa Fe New Mexico, the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile became a canvas for Chairman Meow propaganda. After stopping briefly downtown for lunch, the driver reportedly forgot where he parked the vehicle, asking several locals, "have you seen my wiener?"

After being detained briefly by police for questioning, he soon found his vehicle, and drove away, promoting tasty hot dogs and the Feline Revolution.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Chairman Meow Sticker Project


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This Map plots the location of Chairman Meow stickers as they surface around the world.

The stickers are 3 for $3 (free shipping), and when you place them in a legal public location (photo optional) we'll add it to the map. The
Chairman Meow Sticker Project raises money for animal rescue, donating $1 for every new location photo added to the map.

For particularly good photos showing the spread of Chairman Meow's benevolent influence, Great Leader will also share his spiritual learnings with those eager to gain knowledge of the revolution.


*Send sticker photos or sticker locations to: obeythekitty@gmail.com!

* New: Be Friend of Chairman Meow on MySpace!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Chairman Meow in Paris

chairman meow parisChairman Meow finally has a (temporary) place by the Eiffel tower; the world's most visited paid monument in the world.

Built as the entrance arch for the 1889 World's Fair, the tower was the world's tallest until 1930 when the Chrysler building was completed. It consists of over 18,000 pieces of iron joined together by approximately 2.5 million rivets.


We hope that Chairman Meow's presence on the tower will inspire some of the millions of tourists who visit each year, encouraging them to adopt the radical ideology of the Feline Revolution. - thanks, Ross!

Chairman Meow has a Squidoo page!


http://longlivethekitty.com

Thursday, July 30, 2009

A stunning tribute to Chairman Meow

chairman meow painting
Cat owners were brought to tears of kitty-patriotism today, at an unveiling of a Chairman Meow portrait by artist Dan Lacey. Many people were overcome with emotion.

Witnesses describe several people collapsing, and others holding their cats in the air while speaking in tongues at the mere sight of this stunning portrait; leader of the Feline Revolution. "The pancake on Benevolent Leader Meow's head represents a vision of the future when cats rule the world!" cried one woman who was shaking with excitement.

It is not known what the political implications of this public response will be, or the painting was the inspiration for Sarah Palin's recent decision to step down form office to pursue a "higher calling." For a limited time, this insprational painting is available as a magnet to all cat servants.


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Workers rally for Chairman Meow

chairman meow workersDetroit, MI: United Auto Workers (UAW) members take a break from the assembly line, and rally for Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Chairman Meow in New Zealand

chairman meow car stickerChairman Meow on Daphne's car in Aro Valley, in Wellington, New Zealand

girt-eAlso from Daphne, came a photo of her "GIRT-E" who reportedly helps her out with the gardening. (GIRT-E stands for “Gardening Interactive Robotic Tasking Entity)

After reviewing the photo, it is clear that an army of GIRT-E's would be a valuable asset to Chairman Meow, and to the Glorious Kitty Revolution. It is not clear what GIRT-E specifically does, but I imagine that merely seeing several hundred militant, yet feminine, robots like GIRT-E rolling down the street would be enough to inspire "shock & awe."

The GIRT-E robots would be greeted as liberators in the streets of America... Benevolent leader Chairman Meow would then, of course, have to consider a post-occupation plan, but all in due time... OT: obeythepurebreed on Perezhilton.com

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Chairman Meow at Dirty Dog Bar in Austin, Texas

austin texas jarTip Jar; Seen at the Dirty Dog Bar on 6th Street, Austin, TX

Chairman Meow In Tucson, Arizona

tucson nightChairman Meow's presence in Tucson, Arizona comes at a time when some say the American South West is approaching a crossroads. How will the future rise in oil prices, coupled with potential water shortages affect this city which has grown from a population of less than 8,000 in the early 20th century?

The city itself used to belong to Mexico until the Gadsden Purchase of 1853, when it was claimed by the US. The city reaches an average high temperature of over 100 degrees during July, and averages only 11 inches of rain per year.

In any event, Chairman Meow is proud to have a presence in Tucson, and he hopes that his presence there profoundly affects the daily lives of it's residents, possibly reminding them that they must use solar energy to offset high oil prices.

His solemn expression foreshadows potential border war with Mexico, as immigrants (possibly infected with deadly Swine Flu) stream into the streets of Tucson desperate for food and drinking water, firing their guns into the air chanting "
viva la raza!" (Sorry, Chairman Meow is tired today, and is seeing the world a little "glass-half-empty")

tucson stickerTucson, Arizona
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Saguaro National Park

Monday, April 27, 2009

Chairman Meow Seen in Frankfurt, Germany

chairman meow stickerThe following message arrived with the above photo, confirming the presence of Chairman Meow, whose radical ideology of kitty world domination seems to be spreading faster than swine flu.

Comrade, after it's victorious walk-through in Munich the Feline Revolution has now spread to Frankfurt, Germany. Meow was first sighted at the Old Opera House to begin the cultural revolution. However, pictures are still rare but rumors spread, that the city's financial centre will be infiltrated shortly.

We will keep you posted of every strategic movement.

Farewell,
Chief Press Attaché Michael

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Chairman Meow in Munich Germany

chairman meow germanyMunich - Marienplatz

(Sent by honorable kitteh servant Hendrik V. from Germany)
Great Leader Chairman Meow has taken another important step to world domination - this time appearing in the historical meaningful city of Munich, Germany accompanied by his old comrade the Lolrus. The Great Leader carried on his tireless campaign of political revolution, appearing only at most glorious places of the city:


After visiting Munich's Victory Gate with its 4 great felines of prey on top of it, the great leader moved on to the world famous Field Marshall's Hall - to pay homage to the great lions guarding this honorable place once built for great kings and leaders.

To infiltrate the city's political infrastructure even further, Chairman Meow was also seen at Munich's town hall. After spreading his revolutionary mindset on the famous Mary's Square, he was received with cheers and thundering applause from the masses.

Also our great leader wouldn't miss the chance to visit the politically and historically important King's Square with its ancient greek buildings - to inspect a triumphant parade of his revolutionary troops in Germany. His visit will be cherished for generations to come.

Long live Chairman Meow!

chairman meow stickerMunich - Feldherrnhalle (above)

chairman meow munichchairman meow stickersMunich - Konigsplatz (above)

chairman meow victory gateMunich Siegestor (Victory Gate) - About

Friday, April 3, 2009

Meow at the G20 Meeting


Great Leader returned to London to attend the G20 meeting of the world's super economic powers. On his second trip to London in as many months, Chairman Meow had less time for sight-seeing, and instead focused mainly on teaching world leaders in the ways of Feline Revolution.

Although the media made a big controversy when Michelle Obama put her arm around the Queen, Chairman Meow caused barely a stir when he pet Queen Elizabeth for the second time. Great Leader found a spot just behind the Queen's ears that left her purring like a Maine Coon Cat.

Great Leader's proposed stimulus package included the distribution of $750 billion dollars worth of cat toys, treats, and smelly tuna. Chairman Meow scoffed at the invitation to join NATO, stating that the Feline Revolution could not be contained nor defined by such trivial human concerns.

Sun of Suns Meow ended his second trip to London by taking a stroll along the Thames River beneath the Tower Bridge. He found a few small rodents upon which to pounce, and several minnows in the shallows, which he bit the heads off of, to the delight of the adoring paparazzi.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Chairman Meow Takes in London

Great Leader Chairman Meow has visited another international destination, this time appearing in the world class city of London, England. After enjoying a tasty meal of fish and chips, Great Leader carried on his tireless campaign of political revolution, appearing on this sign post in front of a stately British building.























Great Leader then visited the world famous British Museum, paying a special visit to the Rosetta Stone, the ancient relic written in Demotic, Greek, and mysterious Egyptian hieroglyphics that led to the cracking of the hieroglyphic code.


Remarkably, the first Egyptian hieroglyphic to ever be successfully read was the word for "Cat." It is formed by three phonetic symbols for the sounds "M", "I", and "W."
M-I-W, or "meow" is then followed by a pictograph of a cat, completing the part-phonetic, part-graphic language of the great Egyptians. Chairman Meow hopes that one day we will replace English with such cat-inspired graphics as the dominant mode of communication for the entire world.

























The wise Egyptians also preserved many of their sacred cats. Historians now agree that the reverence shown towards the cat was directly responsible for the ascendancy and domination of the classical Egyptian civilization. New evidence suggests that the decline of the Egyptian Empire can be traced to a careless pharaoh who instead revered the dingo.

















The British Museum also displayed this magnificent cat sculpture, found among the precious valuables of a pharaoh's burial tomb.































Perhaps Chairman Meow spent too much time in the British Museum while he traveled in London, but such is the spiritual and intellectual gravitas of Great Leader. His thirst for knowledge is unparalleled in this world or the next, and his quest for justice and righteous revolutionary principles can be traced back to the time of the great cat in Egypt.

After petting Queen Elizabeth in Buckingham Palace, Chairman Meow left London, inspired and craving more Boddington's and Old Speckled Hen Ale.

Chairman Meow at San Francisco Bay

chairman meow san franciscoIn San Mateo, California (next to the San Mateo bridge by the San Francisco Bay) there is a colony of homeless and feral cats. "Project Bay Cat" organizes human volunteers to neuter, vaccinate, & feed these free cats by the bay.

Details of their colony are not known, except we speculate that they honor the basic Zen philosophy of Chairman Meow. The Internal Revenue Service has no record of these cats, and we can imagine that they have recorded no losses of wealth or sleep in the current economic recession.


More about Project Bay Cat from CatChannel.com: Project Bay Cat is a collaborative effort among the Homeless Cat Network, the City of Foster City and Sequoia Audubon Society to humanely reduce the feral cat population along Foster City’s Bay Trail near San Francisco, Calif.

Since its conception in 2005, 95 percent of the more than 170 cats in the area have been spayed or neutered and vaccinated. In addition, more than 67 cats and kittens have found new homes through the program’s foster and adoption efforts.

Learn more, and watch a local news video about Project Bay Cat