Thursday, July 31, 2008

Jesus Cat

The Feline Revolution can now claim it has God on its side, after the appearance of a Jesus likeness on the furry coat of a Kitteh.

Chairman Meow believes the revolution must be a "big tent," and welcomes all divinely chosen animals into his flock. "Jesus Kitty risen from humble beginning to become world spiritual phenomenon. All of us should aspire to such glories."

Great Leader Meow is considering a journey, or pilgrimage if you will, to visit the chosen Jesus Cat and bestow upon him many gifts of catnip, tuna, and myrrh.

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