Ninja Kittehs

Toyota has released an advertisement in Australia in which a ninja cat steals some tasty food and then gets away in a Corolla.

Chairman Meow was generally entertained, but is not more likely to buy a Toyota after watching. This could be due to his superior propaganda-resisting mental strength.

Great Leader was, however, distracted like the other cats by the swinging light fixture, and urges all feline soldiers in the Revolution to resist becoming mesmerized by swinging objects, including lights, balls of yarn, yo-yo's, etc..

Mice May Be Planning More Attacks

WARNING: The Feline Ministry of Information has reported yet another American institution overcome by terrorist vermin. Benevolent Leader Chairman Meow offers his protection and has ask that all felines remain Vigilant during ongoing "War on Vermin."

Mice Play the Met
New York Post - May 29, 2008

"Swan Lake" is playing at the Metropolitan Opera House this week, but there's another animal patrons should worry about - mice.

The posh Lincoln Center theater has racked up numerous violations with the city Department of Health and Mental Hygiene within the past few months, with the latest pointing out that there may be more rodents in the Met than in the cast of "Otello."

On April 9, the opera house was given 13 violation points for "evidence of mice or live mice present in [the] facility's food and/or non-food areas," and other infractions, according to the city's Health Department. Greg Deligdish, a spokesman for the Patina Group, which runs the Met's Grand Tier Restaurant, said that after being told of the mouse issue, "procedures were put in place" to oust the rodents.

Reps for the Met did not return calls and e-mails for comment.